The Final Six
Rob, Katy, Ryan, Tyler, Christina and Alex have decided to audition for a part in the movie, Murder Reno, but one of them will suddenly [...]
Can I get someone’s attention
When I go fishing I don’t fiddle around with a school of minnows. When I’m on safari, I don’t go after rodents burrowing in a [...]
It’s like a dream come true… or not
When the light turned green, I turned my truck into a heat seeking missile as I acquired my target. A little fuck in a Prius [...]
All I want for Christmas is a 2×4
Today is Monday, December 24th. Tomorrow is Tuesday, December 25th. It ain’t nothing more than an unnecessary day off in the middle of the week. [...]
Tis The Season
Here are all of the people I’m shopping for this Christmas… (very long silence) and that includes you. It is during this time of year [...]
It’s K-Day
I am a bitch and the world knows it. I wonder what the poor people are doing today? Who cares! I got Daddy’s [...]
It’s the same as it ever was.
There was an explosion on the eastern horizon. Ultra-bright rays of light penetrated through my bedroom window and pierced my eyes as I lied uncomfortably [...]
It’s never just right
I am married. Notice I left out the word, “happily.” I am not mean-spirited, bitter or remorseful about my marriage; I’m just telling you I’m [...]
A Big Waste of Time
Soon, this will all be over. We are now in the home stretch and I can see the light at the end of the tunnel, [...]
It’s time to get my “A” game on
I’m in the mood for some meat, something between rare and medium rare. Over the past few months I have received nothing but chewy, [...]