The Final Six
Rob, Katy, Ryan, Tyler, Christina and Alex have decided to audition for a part in the movie, Murder Reno, but one of them will suddenly change their mind on their way over. Before you decide [...]
Can I get someone’s attention
When I go fishing I don’t fiddle around with a school of minnows. When I’m on safari, I don’t go after rodents burrowing in a hole. Hell, no! I’m after blue marlin swimming in the [...]
It’s like a dream come true… or not
When the light turned green, I turned my truck into a heat seeking missile as I acquired my target. A little fuck in a Prius was going to have his little shopping excursion interrupted by [...]
All I want for Christmas is a 2×4
Today is Monday, December 24th. Tomorrow is Tuesday, December 25th. It ain’t nothing more than an unnecessary day off in the middle of the week. It would be fine and shit if I was getting [...]
Tis The Season
Here are all of the people I’m shopping for this Christmas… (very long silence) and that includes you. It is during this time of year where I thank every star in the galaxy that I [...]
It’s K-Day
I am a bitch and the world knows it. I wonder what the poor people are doing today? Who cares! I got Daddy’s credit card, and that makes this a K-Day, otherwise known [...]