You can’t be serious!!!
Wait for it. Here it comes. “Hey pretty thing! Can you get me a Jack and Coke, while I drink in all of your loveliness.” At this point in my life I’m surprised my eyes [...]
When Reality Becomes Fiction
Damn Starbucks!!! Why do I come here? I love my Caramel Macchiatos more than an empty road at midnight but they never get it right. When the caramel goodness slithers down my throat I don’t [...]
The Rage Within Me
My name is Paige. Some would call me a wise, young sage, and never have I been confused with someone who displays a plethora of rage. (wink wink) Well there was that one occasion a [...]
This is my Day
On the second Sunday in May the forecast is always the same… a 100 percent chance of showers. No, I’m not talking about a cadre of clouds spilling over the Sierras and dumping its [...]
No Way, No Pay
My mom thinks I need to be more responsible, she told me so in the Christmas card she gave me. So instead of the nice, crisp $100 bill that I usually get inside the [...]
The Joke is Them
The first day of April represents a day where people like to do jokes on one another. Thank God Monday is April 2nd because what I am going to do is no laughing matter. Well, [...]